Friday, July 19, 2013
Shiver me timbers, folks. Landlubbers were in shock yesterday at 7th and Montana as word spread that a pirate had taken over the condiments counter at Our Favorite Starbucks. Yes, it's true. A man in his mid-forties known among friends as Captain Schnook made the scene wearing a three-cornered hat, Jack Sparrow-style dreadlocks and a wool skirt. The look was part Robert, part Louise Stevenson. I didn't see him in person, but a friendly witness was quick to text me a photo. All I can say is, if this isn't enough to make Congress pass some anti-piracy legislation, nothing is ...!