Friday, July 19, 2013

FIGHTING PIRACY ... AT 7TH AND MONTANA!


Shiver me timbers, folks.  Landlubbers were in shock yesterday at 7th and Montana as word spread that a pirate had taken over the condiments counter at Our Favorite Starbucks.  Yes, it's true.  A man in his mid-forties known among friends as Captain Schnook made the scene wearing a three-cornered hat, Jack Sparrow-style dreadlocks and a wool skirt.  The look was part Robert, part Louise Stevenson.  I didn't see him in person, but a friendly witness was quick to text me a photo.  All I can say is, if this isn't enough to make Congress pass some anti-piracy legislation, nothing is ...!

8 comments:

Ken Riches said...

He needs a bird on is shoulder!

Lynne said...

LOL...too funny. It sure seems like he is "hook"ed on the condiments!

Anonymous said...

B E Y O N D ! O r Just N U T S!

Anonymous said...

no one gives a fuck marty.. go away

Anonymous said...

Is everything okay w/t you Marty? Been awhile since we heard anything from you, hope your father is okay.

Anonymous said...

Hello anyone there? Where are you Marty? Have you gone MIA?

Lynne said...

Hey Marty ... hope you are doing okay...drop me an email at Ab45yui@aol.com (lynne from TNT)

emikk said...

Hi Marty, hope you check in!