Eyes were popping at 7th and Montana this morning as Smokey the Stinkpot took steps to escalate a Cold War that's been brewing for weeks between the Smokers and Non Smokers at Our Favorite Starbucks. Last Friday, Smokey deliberately removed the "No Smoking" sticker from his favorite table, lit-up a cigarette and blew smoke in the direction of a pregnant woman. Today, mere hours after a team of Neighborhood Vigilantes replaced the sticker, Smokey removed it once again, this time hiding it on the back cover of a book he was reading. His ruse didn't last long. "You're breaking the law," said someone at a nearby table, "You need to put that cigarette out." Reluctantly, Smokey took one last drag on his cigarette and left. Speaking of Drag, he was replaced by none other than the Boy Named Sue, a Local Cross-Dresser who began frequenting Our Favorite Starbucks earlier this month. Sue wore men's clothing today -- a blazer and slacks -- offset by a pair of Fuzzy Blue Slippers and a Large Red Purse. "Sue" also smoked, but nobody said a word ...!