It was Nonstop Entertainment at 7th and Montana this morning as an Anonymous Fashion Plate arrived on the scene wearing a pair of pants with the word "Nonstop" inexplicably emblazoned on her behind. "Perhaps she has Chronic Diarrhea," I speculated, "And she wears that label on her rear end like a Scarlet Letter ...!" Moments later, as if to prove my point, the Woman-in-Question disappeared into the restroom at Our Favorite Starbucks. Take it from me, folks, not every Fireworks Display deserves an audience. Happy Independence Day!