Tuesday, July 22, 2008

THE NAKED TRUTH ... AT 7TH AND MONTANA!

                             

It was Many Happy Returns this morning at 7th and Montana as Rita made the scene, fresh from her Back to Nature retrreat in the Mayan Jungles of Tulum.  Just how "au naturel" did she go?  Apparently the beaches of Tulum are Nude -- or what insiders like to call "clothing optional" -- and Rita really got into the spirit of things.  The highlight of her trip was when a Renegade Group of Guerillas -- armed with both rifles and cameras -- emerged out of nowhere and starting shooting up a storm.  Fortunately, they were merely shooting pictures ...!

4 comments:

gazker said...

Marty, you don't mince your words, well this time maybe? Shooting up, is a rather unfortunate term when there are naked ladies about, in the UK it is anyway ;-)
Gaz

garnett109 said...

Oh, she was just a tropical storm then, nobody got hurt?

nhd106 said...

OK well Marty...my detective-side self hath noticed some tan lines on Ms. Rit'as boobs!   Wassup with THAT?
lol...

Nancy

ab45yui said...

That must have been frightening!  Poor Rita!