HAUNTED HAPPENINGS AT 7TH AND MONTANA ...!

                             

It's official:  Starbucks' new Green Tea Lemonade can be hazardous to your health.  Just ask the Baristas at 7th and Montana.  A sign promoting the Controversial New Beverage fell off the wall this morning and nearly hit Barista Nada on the head.  "I tell you we're haunted," said one Insider, "One minute, it was business as usual and the next, the sign was plummeting towards Nada's head ... almost as if it had a mind of its own!"  Nada took the incident in stride.  Meanwhile, as for me, I'm laying off the Green Tea Lemonade pending further investigation ...