Heads and stomachs were turning this morning at 7th and Montana as an Anonymous Trendsetter arrived on the scene sporting the latest Sado-Masochistic Fashion Accessory: A Stick Up His Butt. "That looks painful," I said as he walked by. His Skintight Lycra Bodysuit and Obligatory Bicyclist Tap Shoes didn't do much for him, either. No doubt it takes the right person to pull off this look. I nominate the Grizzly Adams Look-a-Like who tried to steal my newspaper today. Then, again, he already had a Stick Up his Butt ...!