I knew something was up the minute I walked into Starbucks this morning. "There he is," said Barista Nada, quietly pointing me out to one of her new colleagues, "He's the one we were just talking about." The Newbie Barista-in-Question, Matt, somehow stumbled across my blog and was apparently asking questions. "I saw your website," he said, "I was in it ... except you cut my head off." Indeed, a review of some of my recent entries reveals that, on July 3rd, Matt offered me a free sample of Green Tea Lemonade which I inadvertently compared to a Glass of Urine. I'm so sorry, Matt, for cutting off your head and refusing to sample such a Refreshing Beverage. I promise to do better next time. Welcome to 7th and Montana ...!