It was a Hostile Takeover at 7th and Montana yesterday as an Anonymous Bulgarian made the scene, intent on taking over the Starbucks Corporation. "I'm from Bulgaria and there are going to be some changes around here," she announced loudly as she whipped out her cell phone. Then she dialed a number -- presumably at Starbucks headquarters -- and began barking out orders in Broken English. "I told you yesterday and I'm telling you today, I'm taking over," she yelled, "I'm starting with the fruits and juices." Unfortunately, she left in a huff before I could get her policy on Apple Fritter Disarmament ...!
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Because Bulgarians are known coffee aficionados? or maybe juice aficionados? LOL
~Amy
It's a strange world we live in! LOL
be well,
Dawn
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She looks like something from the local communist party. Heys you guys overe there, is Pete's anywhere near you? Its on Montana but my mate could'nt remember the street number. She goes there when she's in LA.
Gaz
She looks like she could use a Mocha Latte :)
Laini
It takes all kinds to make the world go round, doesn't it?? Did they unveil their new product yet? The slushie stuff...
xoxo ~Myra
Another us corp gone to overseas uppities
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