It was a Hostile Takeover at 7th and Montana yesterday as an Anonymous Bulgarian made the scene, intent on taking over the Starbucks Corporation. "I'm from Bulgaria and there are going to be some changes around here," she announced loudly as she whipped out her cell phone. Then she dialed a number -- presumably at Starbucks headquarters -- and began barking out orders in Broken English. "I told you yesterday and I'm telling you today, I'm taking over," she yelled, "I'm starting with the fruits and juices." Unfortunately, she left in a huff before I could get her policy on Apple Fritter Disarmament ...!