A Narcissistic Nincompoop had something to crow about today at The Crow's Nest Restaurant in Venice, Florida ... and my family had a Ringside Seat. The fun began when the Nincompoop-in-Question, a teenager, sat down with the Restaurant Manager at the table next to ours for what was obviously a job interview. "Tell me," said the Manager, a woman in her early forties, "What is your greatest weakness?" "Well," began the Nincompoop, "Obviously, it's my extreme good looks." The Manager laughed it off -- and gave him a job -- but I can't help thinking she'll have a problem on her hands. After she left, the Nincompoop confided in us: "They hired me as a Server's Assistant," he said, "But with a face like this, I'll move up quickly!" My family was astonished. "Who is he kidding?," said my Brother-in-Law, Doug, "His head is so flat it looks like a Shoe Box!" No doubt the shape and size of his head will come in handy when he gets the boot ...!