Local Police took what appeared to be a break from their investigation into last week's murder at 6th and Montana to respond to the scene of a "crime" this morning at Our Favorite Starbucks. At approximately 11:00 a.m., a Suspicious Vagrant who had been continuously circling the block for 30-minutes -- asking anyone who would listen for money -- walked into Starbucks and applied for a job as a Barista. Barista Trina, a Certified Starbucks Coffee Master, merely smiled, handed him an application and quietly called the Police. Trina, of course, is well-acquainted with Starbucks' New Advertising Slogan: "Life Happens Over Coffee." I guess in some cases it's more like 20-Years to Life ...!