Local Police took what appeared to be a break from their investigation into last week's murder at 6th and Montana to respond to the scene of a "crime" this morning at Our Favorite Starbucks. At approximately 11:00 a.m., a Suspicious Vagrant who had been continuously circling the block for 30-minutes -- asking anyone who would listen for money -- walked into Starbucks and applied for a job as a Barista. Barista Trina, a Certified Starbucks Coffee Master, merely smiled, handed him an application and quietly called the Police. Trina, of course, is well-acquainted with Starbucks' New Advertising Slogan: "Life Happens Over Coffee." I guess in some cases it's more like 20-Years to Life ...!
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5 comments:
I just love men in uniform!!!!!
be well,
Dawn
Damn, I guess I won't be applying for a job at Starbucks ;-)
--Cin
The way Trina's pushing out her Bristols (cockney slang for Bristol city a soccer club) she's asking to be arrested too ;-)
Gaz
Even the cops are GQ looking! Too cool!
Traci
have i missed something?? i think so.beckie x
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