Friday, March 21, 2008

TROUBLE IN PARADISE ... !

                             

Shock waves rippled across 7th and Montana this morning as Local Newshound Dennis left his usual perch inside Our Favorite Starbucks to join the crowd outside.  "I had to get out of there because I was being stalked," he explained, noting that a Mysterious Woman was cozying-up to him in ways that might annoy his wife.  While some remain doubtful that Dennis was in any real danger, you can't be too careful these days.  Actually, the neighborhood is still reeling over the discovery on Wednesday of a corpse -- an apparent murder victim -- at 6th and Montana.  Police have ruled out Apple Fritters as a cause of death.

10 comments:

gdireneoe said...

Scary on all fronts.  Stalkers...oy vay. ;)  C.

cathyston said...

His fantasy life is alive and well!

tenyearnap said...

Hmmm...I think a STALE fritter could do it. --Cin

princesssaurora said...

Beware stalking women!  Wow... scary about the murder.

be well,
Dawn
http://journals.aol.com/princesssaurora/CarpeDiem/

kattytrick said...

Eeeeee-Gadddddssss...Your neighborhood is begining to sound like mine! Say it isn't so! Oh, and I found a great use for the apple fritter...Frisby!.....Kittie

amy122389 said...

Even if an apple fritter was the cause of death, I love them so much I might just take my chances.... :-P

~Amy

stupidsheetguy said...

Absolutely can NOT be too careful anymore. Years ago, that behavior would have been deemed "friendly", but these days, normal people have given up that sort of familiarity because of all the lunatics we have running around. Geez.

Good to see ya, Marty

deshelestraci said...

I'm tellin' ya!  It's a crazy world out there!
Traci

gazker said...

He wasnt being stalked by that woman, she was just fascinated by his four eyes.
Gaz ;-)

beckiepainton said...

he has a large forhead, enough space for another pair of glasses lol.beckie x