Shock waves rippled across 7th and Montana this morning as Local Newshound Dennis left his usual perch inside Our Favorite Starbucks to join the crowd outside. "I had to get out of there because I was being stalked," he explained, noting that a Mysterious Woman was cozying-up to him in ways that might annoy his wife. While some remain doubtful that Dennis was in any real danger, you can't be too careful these days. Actually, the neighborhood is still reeling over the discovery on Wednesday of a corpse -- an apparent murder victim -- at 6th and Montana. Police have ruled out Apple Fritters as a cause of death.