Monday, March 31, 2008

MYSTERIOUS DISAPPEARANCES AT 7TH AND MONTANA ...!

                             

Quick, call Rod Serling!  In what some insiders are calling "a mystery worthy of the Twilight Zone," a number of Baristas have been reported "missing" from Our Favorite Starbucks.  "I don't know what happened to them," said a source close to the situation.  "One minute they were there and the next minute -- 'Poof' -- they were gone.  It all happened sometime during the Renovation!"  Some say the missing employees were inadvertently "buried alive" when the new Splash Walls were installed.  Others fear that the Construction Crew somehow opened a Black Hole into a Parallel Universe.  Whatever the reason, several Baristas -- including Ramone and Jenny -- have vanished without a trace.  Their memory lingers on, but their names have been Quietly Removed from the "Starbucks Promise" that hangs over the Espresso Counter ...!

12 comments:

deshelestraci said...

Hmmmmm.  Time to call in McGuiver or something!
Traci

tenyearnap said...

"Suspicious Vagrant" (http://journals.aol.com/martygord/HeardatStarbucks/entries/2008/03/23/life-happens-over-coffee-...-at-7th-and-montana/3168) may be looking pretty handy now, huh? --Cin

princesssaurora said...

LOL... I hope they wait until after giving them the pink slip to erase their name... imagine coming in... 'Hey, where's my... uh oh...' LOL

be well,
Dawn
http://journals.aol.com/princesssaurora/CarpeDiem/

kattytrick said...

Very...very curious. Perhaps they retired to the restroom and are now behind the looking glass....Kittie

bvaneps834 said...

wow---we heard that starbucks wascutting down---didn't know it meant the employees!

gazker said...

Someone said that about me once. One moment he was there and then.... Poof!
He's never been the same since ;-)
Gaz
Ps, I hope it's warmer today.

beckiepainton said...

who papered over the employees??come on, own up.Beckie x

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