Sunday, March 23, 2008

LIFE HAPPENS OVER COFFEE ... AT 7TH AND MONTANA!

                             

Local Police took what appeared to be a break from their investigation into last week's murder at 6th and Montana to respond to the scene of a "crime" this morning at Our Favorite Starbucks.  At approximately 11:00 a.m., a Suspicious Vagrant who had been continuously circling the block for 30-minutes -- asking anyone who would listen for money -- walked into Starbucks and applied for a job as a Barista.  Barista Trina, a Certified Starbucks Coffee Master, merely smiled, handed him an application and quietly called the Police.  Trina, of course, is well-acquainted with Starbucks' New Advertising Slogan:  "Life Happens Over Coffee."  I guess in some cases it's more like 20-Years to Life ...!

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I just love men in uniform!!!!!  

be well,
Dawn

Anonymous said...

Damn, I guess I won't be applying for a job at Starbucks ;-)
--Cin

Anonymous said...

The way Trina's pushing out her Bristols (cockney slang for Bristol city a soccer club) she's asking to be arrested too ;-)
Gaz

Anonymous said...

Even the cops are GQ looking!  Too cool!
Traci

Anonymous said...

have i missed something?? i think so.beckie x