BUS-TED AT 7TH AND MONTANA ...!

    

Horns heralded the arrival of an Anonymous Real Estate Tycoon at 7th and Montana this morning.  Actually, the "horn section" in this case was a series of Angry Drivers, all furious that the Tycoon-in-Question -- an attractive young woman working for Real Estate Agent Linda Lackey -- was blocking traffic while she placed signs around the neighborhood promoting an Open House.  The fun began almost as soon as Lackey's Lackey arrived.  "Hmmm," she must have thought, "This Bus Stop would make a perfect parking space."  Moments later, when a Bus arrived, she tried to ignore it.  Why?  Because she had locked her keys in the car, forcing the Bus and other vehicles to back up into oncoming traffic while she waited for help from the American Automobile Association.  "I'm not so sure I'd trust her with the keys to my house," said Richard, wisely.  Even Charlie the Irascible Sheepdog knows better than to park himself at a Bus Stop ...!