It was Mating Season at 7th and Montana as a pair of lovebirds swooped-in, intent on showing us all that Sex in the City is alive and well at Our Favorite Starbucks. According to Robin, who was live on the scene, the Happy Couple (pictured above) seemed to be locked in what witnesses described as a "Perpetual State of Orgasm" for more than 30-minutes. Rumor has it they overdosed on Starbucks' nourishing new Energy Drink, Vivanno(TM), "an exclusive blend of Starbucks' proprietary protein powder and Naked Juice ...!"
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I'll have what she's having!
~Amy
My orgasms never lasted that long even when I was gettin it :-0
Gaz
Young people these days, they think with their glands.
So which one took the viagra?
From this view it looks like she is built for speed!
Get a room, People!
Traci
I need to try that new drink! (Hugs)Indigo
we sell an energy drink called relentless, or red bull (gives you wings).Dont think they need either.Beckie x
Gotta get me some Vivanno!
xoxo ~Myra
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