Sunday, August 17, 2008
MUKLUKS, AWAY ... AT 7TH AND MONTANA!
Shock Waves rippled across 7th and Montana this morning as "Ms. Mukluk," the woman known for wearing Arctic Attire in Southern California, made the scene at Our Favorite Starbucks without her Signature Mukluks. "I can't believe it," I said, "She's actually dressed for Summer." Indeed, in what some say is the most incontrovertible evidence yet of Global Warming, Ms. Mukluk has started wearing Sandals. I have to admit, I feel the slightest bit guilty about poking fun at her. You see, I've had the chance to meet Ms. Mukluk and she's really quite nice. That's why, as far as I'm concerned, she can go ahead and wear Mukluks until the cows come home and I won't say a word. It's worth noting, however, that the cows apparently came home several weeks ago where Ms. Mukluk is concerned. In case anyone missed it, she recently installed a life-sized replica of a Holstein Dairy Cow in her front yard. But that, my friends, is an Inconvenient Truth of another kind ...!