Monday, August 25, 2008

THE RETURN OF THE VULGARIAN ... AT 7TH AND MONTANA!

                             

It was a rousing chorus of "Аз ще бъда обратно" -- which means "I'll be Back!" in Bulgarian -- as word spread at Our Favorite Starbucks this morning that The Bulgarian Vulgarian is back on the scene after a brief hiatus.  Known for her Razor Sharp Tongue and her constant threats to "take over" a variety of area businesses, the Vulgarian had been missing-in-action ever since she left 7th and Montana under Police Escort last month.  She re-emerged yesterday in front of The Gap, where she could be found loudly critiquing the shoes of passersby ("You scum ... you are as worthless as your Flip Flops!!").  Photographic evidence suggests that she remains under Police Surveillance ...

7 comments:

mereel2005 said...

Sounds like the doctor really needs to change her meds
Laini

garnett109 said...

Can You Say TETS

deshelestraci said...

She sounds like a real fun chickie!  Did she behave?
Traci

emikk said...

Maybe she is meaning well but misunderstood, possible a dose of empathy and compassion for this "local loser" is in order.

kattytrick said...

Maybe she has a strange sort of "Tarets" or something...Can you immagine having to put up with an attitude and a mouth like that for any length of time?...oxoxoo...Kittie

mpnaz58 said...

OMG...maybe she should be in a hospital ward somewhere!
xoxo ~Myra

gazker said...

She sounds a complete nutter...... Ask her what she's on cos I want some of it!
Gaz ;-0