Monday, August 4, 2008

QUIET ON THE SET ... AT 7TH AND MONTANA!

                             

Scandal filled the air at 7th and Montana this morning as a couple of Hollywood Cameramen quietly shared some "hypothetical" gossip.  "Do you think I'm liable if I allowed an actor to go through an entire scene on camera with an obvious 'boner' -- if it clearly showed-up on film, but I didn't say anything about it during the shoot?," asked one of the Cameramen nervously.  "I don't know," said the other, "We might want to get a legal opinion just to be safe."  You do that, guys, but here's a little advice from the Peanut Gallery:  Try blotting-out the offensive images by replacing them with Barnyard Critters.  I hear that works wonders these days ...  

8 comments:

susansophia said...

Awesome salacious eavesdropping!  This almost beats out Super Wunderpants...the guy who is able to leap Santa Monica trash cans in a single bound to retrieve used coffee...all while retaining his Hero Headgear.  Marty, you're not suggesting, with the use of colorful little creatures, that the liability-concerned camera mavens are boneheads, are you??

mereel2005 said...

My Starbucks is so boring....
Laini

garnett109 said...

Well they already shot porky!

gazker said...

I still remember the scene in Cacoon when Steve Guttenburg was sitting on the boat in those cut off jeans and the female star, what ever her neame was (who cares lol) was sitting in front of him. Now, that guy, had the boner from hell!
I still dream about those huge eggs in that film even now ;-)
Gaz

frankandmary said...

Shoot, my Starbucks was alight with discussions of making mental health more financially viable to seniors, your place sounds err more hip. ~Mary

princesssaurora said...

I like it!

be well,
Dawn
http://journals.aol.com/princesssaurora/CarpeDiem/

beckiepainton said...

remind me of the name of the film they are working on?? ;) beckie x

deshelestraci said...

Ha!  Would have enjoyed hearing the details of that conversation!!!  LOL
Traci