The crowd was atwitter at 7th and Montana this morning on news that the notorious "One-Eyed Bandit" -- known for wearing a Bright Orange Bandana over one eye -- returned to Our Favorite Starbucks ... without his Bandana. "Perhaps he had Lasik surgery," said one observer, while the Bandit, as usual, cackled periodically at unpredictable intervals in the background. "I don't know," I replied, "The very notion of our 'Bandit' without his Bandana gives me the creeps." What next, the Four Horsemen without the Apocalypse ...?!?