Cheers erupted at 7th and Montana this morning as the so-called One-Eyed Bandit made a Bold, New Fashion Statement. Mere days after arriving on the scene without his Signature Orange Bandana, the Bandit walked into Our Favorite Starbucks wearing a "Fry Cook" cap from In-N-Out Burger, the ubiquitous fast-food chain where "no burger hits the grill until you ask for it." "How do you like my new hat?," asked the Bandit, cackling, as usual. "Well done," I replied, "What a Bold Statement!" Frankly, if I walked into a Fast Food joint and saw the Bandit flipping burgers, I'd be "In-n-Out" of there faster than you can say "Gastroenteritis" ...!