Friday, June 6, 2008

BLOWING SMOKE AT 7TH AND MONTANA ...!

                             

Eyes were popping at 7th and Montana this morning as an Unfortunate Lummox -- known among locals as "The Dyslexic Skywriter" -- swooped over Santa Monica.  Just yesterday, crowds across the Westside laughed out loud over a mysterious, backwards message in the sky.  Whoever commissioned that message obviously insisted that the pilot try again today.  "Look," I cried, "They've spelled out T-O-P!"  "No," said Kovar, "It's still backwards, they're probably trying to spell P-O-T!"  Indeed, the pilot was blowing a Peculiar Brand of Smoke:  It appears that he was really trying to promote "Tori & Dean: Inn Love," a nauseating reality show featuring a behind-the-scenes look at Poor Little Rich Girl Tori Spelling and her husband, Dean ...!

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ironic that her last name is Spelling and she can't spell!
xoxo ~myra

Anonymous said...

Congrats on being a guest editor's pick!  -Dawn-

Anonymous said...

I opt to think that he was on cloud nine!

Anonymous said...

congrats on being a guest editor's pick; what the world needs, another reality show (not); hadn't heard about this one

betty

Anonymous said...

Alice B Tockless would be so proud!... One thing you have to say though, It got everyones attention didn't it? After all wasn't that the intention behind the whole thing?...lol... Much Love to you... Kittie

Anonymous said...

What bothers me is that someone that dumb is allowed to fly a plane.
http://journals.aol.co.uk/acoward15/andy-the-bastard/

Anonymous said...

Both the sky writing and the show look like a true disaster!
Traci

Anonymous said...

Must of been his subconcious desire for the green stuff...brownie?

Anonymous said...

pot head. beckie x