Between the Jittery Nutcase, the Notorious Newspaper Thief, and the Happy-go-Lucky Bank Robbers in our midst, it's about time someone at 7th and Montana mobilized our neighborhood for the Greater Good. That's where Malissa comes in. Evidently, she's established a group called the Dangerous Darlin's -- or Double D's for short -- and they're doing great things in the Community. OK, they're really just an all women's softball team, but they've won First Place in their league and I, for one, feel safer having them around. Malissa: Why don't you invite the team to Our Favorite Starbucks ... and tell them to bring their Baseball Bats!