Local authorities issued a Zombie Alert at 7th and Montana this morning as an apparent refugee from Night of the Living Dead took control of the Barista counter at Starbucks. Kathy, who believes this particular Barista is missing an essential chromosome, had to bring her drink back three times before it passed muster. Her order? A simple vente chai tea latte with nonfat milk and six pumps of chai, no foam, extra hot!
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