iCAME, iSAW, iPAD ...AT 7TH AND MONTANA!

It was Loon Central at 7th and Montana this morning as an Anonymous Newcomer walked in madcap circles around my table barking into his cell phone for about ten minutes.  "Trust me," I muttered, "No one's on the other end of his conversation."  But it turns out I was wrong.  He called the police.  Moments later, two squad cars and a motorcycle cop made the scene.  "It was flat," he explained, "It had a black leather case.  It was sitting on a table inside, and now it's gone."  Evidently, he was missing an iPad ... but judging from the officers' reactions, my guess is they thought he might be missing something else.  The man continued walking around in circles for about an hour before heading off.  Who knows, at the rate he's going maybe the poor guy will end up in an iPadded cell ...