Ladies and Gentlemen, meet
the Twisted Sister, an anonymous newcomer who bent over backwards this morning to attract
attention at 7th and Montana. I mean that
literally. She stretched herself across two chairs and bent her torso into a clam shell like a demented contortionist. “Howdy,” I said, “Is this seat taken?” She didn’t
answer. I smiled and tried again. “My, aren’t you the flexible
one,” I chuckled. Still nothing. I tried a more
direct approach. “Earth to Mrs. Gumby, snap out of it!” No response. Finally, I gave up and went my merry way. I would have
continued trying to get her attention, but why risk getting her bent out of
shape ...?
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