Friday, July 19, 2013

FIGHTING PIRACY ... AT 7TH AND MONTANA!


Shiver me timbers, folks.  Landlubbers were in shock yesterday at 7th and Montana as word spread that a pirate had taken over the condiments counter at Our Favorite Starbucks.  Yes, it's true.  A man in his mid-forties known among friends as Captain Schnook made the scene wearing a three-cornered hat, Jack Sparrow-style dreadlocks and a wool skirt.  The look was part Robert, part Louise Stevenson.  I didn't see him in person, but a friendly witness was quick to text me a photo.  All I can say is, if this isn't enough to make Congress pass some anti-piracy legislation, nothing is ...!