I've met some strange birds in my time, but some of the crackpots I've seen this week at Turtle Bay really take the cake. Turtle Bay has a pair of exotic birds on display in the lobby who rule the roost at this island resort. Completely uncaged, they spend most of their time squawking at tourists. Dozens of crackpot vacationers get their jollies by sticking their fingers directly into the birds' beaks and saying, "No bitey, No bitey." What a bunch of bird brains!