Sunday, May 14, 2006

A CASE FOR THE FASHION POLICE ...?

Sirens were blaring and tongues were wagging at 7th and Montana this morning as five police cars pulled over a transient on a bike.  According to a friendly psychologist who was on-the-scene, "He was just a transient.  He didn't seem to be doing anything out of the ordinary.  He was wearing bike pants."  Granted, not everyone should be allowed to wear Spandex, but last time I checked, it wasn't a crime.  We'll have to get the scoop tomorrow from Officer Mike!

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