Wednesday, August 16, 2006

CLAUSTROPHOBIA AT 30,000 FEET ...?

While I was at the airport this morning, news spread that a claustrophobic woman caused a ruckus on a flight from Heathrow, arousing suspicions among her fellow passengers with a screwdriver, matches and Vaseline.  What's the world coming to?  More importantly, isn't Vaseline considered a gel?  What next, assault and battery with a jar of Brilliantine?!?

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