BAGEL INFRACTION AT 7TH AND MONTANA ...!

Don't tell Canter's -- and mums the word at Nate n' Als -- but rumor has it that Howard appeared on the scene at 7th and Montana this morning with a less than perfectly toasted bagel.  In fact, photographic evidence suggests that the bagel in question was barely toasted.  Even Our Pal Zoey sniffed in displeasure at such a clear infraction of Bagel Protocol!