A POP QUIZ FOR NEWBIES ...!

It was time for a pop quiz this morning at 7th and Montana.  Here's the question:  Say you're a Newbie employee at Starbucks and a customer leaves her keys on the counter.  Do you:  A). Ignore the keys and hope they go away?;  B).  Scratch your head and shrug your shoulders?; C). Maintain a glazed expression at all times?; or D) All of the above.  The answer, of course, is "D!"