STARBUCKING THE TREND ...!

"Hi Neighbor ... We look forward to serving you very soon."  That was the sign adorning the new Starbucks in progress at Lincoln and Montana.  Given that Starbucks employees speak their own tongue, an insider gave me the following translation: "Greetings, Earth Peon ... We are taking over.  If you resist, we will roast you like a coffee bean and serve you up to some unsuspecting chump.  Have a nice day!"