Ladies and Gentlemen, meet "Skip," an agile young man in his mid-twenties who astonished the crowd at 7th and Montana this morning by skipping up 7th Street as if he were Dorothy and it was a Yellow Brick Road. I don't know if he was off to see the wizard -- or even a scarecrow -- but if I only had a brain I would have set my Spycam on video. As it is, he was moving so fast the best I could do was capture this image of him receding in the distance beyond Goose Egg Park. Who knows, maybe he's British and he really had to use the bathroom. At the rate he was going, it sure as hell looked like had to skip to someone's loo ...!