Sunday, January 29, 2012


Breaker one-nine, Breaker one-nine ... This is Blogmeister with an important news bulletin: An Anonymous Nincompoop backed his pick-up truck into the parking lot at 7th and Montana today and left it there, blocking the entrance, while he tried to get his bearings. "Howdy, Folks," he said, as traffic started backing-up on 7th Street, "Anybody know how I can get to San Diego?" I couldn't have been more surprised if Dionne Warwick herself jumped out the back door and sang a few bars of "Do you know the way to San Jose?" Evidently, the driver was a painter. The sign on his truck read, "Get to Know a Good Painter." I, for one, think he should get to know a good GPS system!

1 comment:

Mark and Elayne said...

But did he at least get a cup of coffee?