Monday, December 31, 2012
WARDROBE MALFUNCTION ... AT 7TH AND MONTANA!
The ball at Times Square isn't the only thing dropping today, and if you don't believe me, just ask Señior Droopy, an anonymous newcomer who lowered the boom at 7th and Montana this morning with a surprising Wardrobe Malfunction. One minute he was schlumping his way passed the espresso machine, wearing the kind of loose-fitting pants that never seem to go out of style these days, and the next -- "wham!" -- his pants fell to the floor exposing his underwear for all to see. "There's something you don't see every day," I said, quietly whipping out my Spycam. Señior Droopy, for his part, took the incident in stride. He kept walking towards the condiments bar as if nothing had happened, dragging his pants behind him. I'll say one thing, if anyone deserves to ring in the New Year with a couple of belts, it's him ...!