Saturday, June 8, 2013
WHISTLER'S BROTHER ... AT 7TH AND MONTANA!
Ladies and Gentlemen, meet the Whistling Dixie, a local vigilante who made the scene at 7th and Montana this morning intent on dispensing his own brand of justice. The fun began when two women pulled in front of Our Favorite Starbucks in an Audi SUV. They left the vehicle in the bus lane, blocking a bus stop, for nearly 20-minutes while they ordered their lattes, then sat there shooting the breeze -- illegally parked -- for what seemed like an eternity. Little did they know, the Whistling Dixie was lurking nearby and when a bus had to maneuver around them, he went ballistic. He ran up to the SUV, tooted a whistle that hung around his neck and began screaming at the top of his lungs. "Get the hell out of here," he shouted, "Don't you realize you're in a bus zone?!? Just because you live North of Montana you think your shit doesn't stink! Well, I'm here to tell you it does. Go on, move it ... MOVE IT!!!" He shook a cane at them to emphasize his point. "Sheesh," I said, "Where does he think he is, the Whistle Stop Cafe?" The women pulled away faster than you can say 'psycho.' As for the Whistling Dixie, he was last seen patrolling the streets South of Montana in search of Jaywalkers ...!