Stomachs were turning at 7th and Montana yesterday as a would be Kris Kringle made the scene spreading his own brand of holiday cheer. He whipped out his cell phone and began working his way through his Little Black Book, loudly impersonating Santa all the way. "HO, HO, HO TO YOU, SUGAR, HAVE YOU BEEN NAUGHTY OR NICE?," he bellowed. No one seemed to stay on the line with him for very long. "All I want for Christmas is a good set of ear plugs," I sighed. Some say he was just being 'sociable,' but I think he must have been dropped on his Egg Noggin as a child ...
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Cringing at the patheticness. Hope you had a nice Christmas Marty!
Shallow Santa needs to learn the real art of communication because it may take him where he wants to go, but he won't stay there!
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