Tuesday, April 8, 2014
A LOON AGAIN, NATURALLY ... AT 7TH AND MONTANA!
Quick, call National Geographic: A new species of Loon made the scene at 7th and Montana yesterday and this time it's one for the history books. Meet Loonius Montanicus, a particularly noteworthy specimen characterized by its green stripes, crossed eyes and peculiar taste in pastry. "You look a little green around the gills," I said, "Let me guess, Maple Scone?" "No," mumbled the Loon, "Cake Pop." And there you have it. Only a Loon of stupendous proportions would take such a risk ...!