Saturday, April 19, 2014

YOU SAY GOODBYE ... AT 7TH AND MONTANA!


Ladies and Gentlemen, meet the Fool on the Hill, an anonymous musician who made the scene at 7th and Montana this morning with a message for us all and a medley of Beatles tunes in his heart.  "Help!," I said, "Looks like this one has a John Lennon fixation."  He rode in on a van festooned with conspiracy theories about John Lennon's death and carried signs promising to reveal the Truth.  "So," I asked him as he strummed his guitar and sang an off-key rendition of 'All You Need is Love,' "What's with the Magical Mystery Tour?"  "We're all Satanic," he cried, "You're Satanic;  I'm Satanic;  We're all a bunch of blood-sucking, Satanic vampires attracted to a vortex of Evil!"  I glanced briefly at the pastry case and considered his theory, then backed away quietly.  Sometimes it's best to just Let it Be ...

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

One for you Marty, that was good!

Ken Riches said...

All he needs now is a Yellow Submarine...