Ladies and Gentlemen, meet the Fool on the Hill, an anonymous musician who made the scene at 7th and Montana this morning with a message for us all and a medley of Beatles tunes in his heart. "Help!," I said, "Looks like this one has a John Lennon fixation." He rode in on a van festooned with conspiracy theories about John Lennon's death and carried signs promising to reveal the Truth. "So," I asked him as he strummed his guitar and sang an off-key rendition of 'All You Need is Love,' "What's with the Magical Mystery Tour?" "We're all Satanic," he cried, "You're Satanic; I'm Satanic; We're all a bunch of blood-sucking, Satanic vampires attracted to a vortex of Evil!" I glanced briefly at the pastry case and considered his theory, then backed away quietly. Sometimes it's best to just Let it Be ...
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One for you Marty, that was good!
All he needs now is a Yellow Submarine...
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