Tuesday, May 20, 2014
TOPIARY-GATE: THE SAGA CONTINUES!
Day 23 of the growing scandal known as Topiary-Gate has brought with it an interesting new twist. The topiaries, long abandoned on the sidewalk near 7th and Alta, have been thrown into the street and in their place is a Teepee of Schmutz. Evidently, the new owners of the fake Italian Villa have moved their dead plants onto the street in order to make way for a pile of broken plastic toys and branches. Where do these people come from, anyway, Upper Slob-ovia ...?!?