It's Day 12 and there's no relief in sight in the local scandal insiders are calling Topiary-gate. It seems like just yesterday that newcomers moved into the Fake Italian Villa near the corner of 7th and Alta. At first I thought, "Great, new neighbors, perhaps they'll put down some roots." But no. These people did the reverse. Shortly after their arrival, they uprooted a pair of decorative topiaries that once flanked their front door and tossed them onto the sidewalk for all of us to enjoy. 12 days later, the dead husks remain. I say we stage a protest. Let's take all the dead plants and uprooted weeds in a five block radius, throw them into a giant welcome wagon and wheel the whole mess into their front yard ...!
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I would just toss the dead plants at their door; a sort of welcome to the neighborhood gift.
Why not throw some large green trash bags on their property, asking them to clean up there mess.
They should get the message loud and clear.
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