Stomachs were turning at 7th and Montana this morning as two men made the scene sporting the biggest Manboobs (or "Moobs") I've ever seen. "Oy," I said, "I think I'm seeing double ... no -- correction -- make that quadruple!" "Those two look like Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum," said Hunter. "More like Tweedle Double D," I added. The whole thing was reminiscent of the Seinfeld episode where Kramer invents a Man Bra -- called a "Bro" -- for guys like this, whose cleavage would put Dolly Parton to shame. I whipped out my Spycam, changed my settings to "wide angle," and hoped for the best. "You're not actually putting that in your blog, are you?," asked one witness. "Of course I am," I replied, "Someone has to keep the neighborhood abreast ...!"
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