Shhhhh ... don't tell Howard! There's a new Bagel Fiend in town and his strange fixation for Bagels makes Howard's Habit look like child's play. Let me explain: As everyone knows, Howard cannot start the day without his Perfectly Toasted Cinnamon Raisin Bagel from the Bagel Nosh of Beverly Hills. He and Cathy buy them in bulk and individually freeze, wrap and -- when necessary -- ship them wherever they go. If my calculations are correct, that means they've brought enough bagels with them on their flight to Colorado to occupy a Business Class seat. But that's nothing compared to the Bagel Fiend (pictured above) who, just this morning, proved once and for all that it is possible to borrow your table manners from Toontown. He didn't just eat his bagel. He carefully and methodically devoured it, taking tiny, ferocious bite after bite, working his way around the circumference of the Bagel in ever-diminishing circles. It was like watching Chip 'n Dale go nuts over a pile of acorns or Foghorn Leghorn attack an ear of corn. Rumor has it, as he swallowed the last morsel, he could be heard muttering "Abadi-abadi-abadi ... That's All Folks ...!"
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