Friday, March 13, 2009

THE BAGEL FIEND ... AT 7TH AND MONTANA!


Shhhhh ... don't tell Howard! There's a new Bagel Fiend in town and his strange fixation for Bagels makes Howard's Habit look like child's play. Let me explain: As everyone knows, Howard cannot start the day without his Perfectly Toasted Cinnamon Raisin Bagel from the Bagel Nosh of Beverly Hills. He and Cathy buy them in bulk and individually freeze, wrap and -- when necessary -- ship them wherever they go. If my calculations are correct, that means they've brought enough bagels with them on their flight to Colorado to occupy a Business Class seat. But that's nothing compared to the Bagel Fiend (pictured above) who, just this morning, proved once and for all that it is possible to borrow your table manners from Toontown. He didn't just eat his bagel. He carefully and methodically devoured it, taking tiny, ferocious bite after bite, working his way around the circumference of the Bagel in ever-diminishing circles. It was like watching Chip 'n Dale go nuts over a pile of acorns or Foghorn Leghorn attack an ear of corn. Rumor has it, as he swallowed the last morsel, he could be heard muttering "Abadi-abadi-abadi ... That's All Folks ...!"

5 comments:

Rose said...

LOL.........you have to start taking videos now........

Sounds like you will never run out of things to talk about as long as you have Starbucks! What are they charging for coffee these days?

Hugs, Rose

garnett109 said...

oh looney toons Marty
This is just sufferin' succotash!

Myra said...

Do they know how many carbs are contained in a bagel?? Maybe you can talk the fiend into an apple fritter instead. Love your Meez, dancing an Irish jig?

Bucko (a.k.a., Ken) said...

I say, I say, I say my boy, fine entry, fine :o)

Beth said...

I have to admit...when I eat a doughnut, I like to eat the edges first, leaving a center ring. Does that make me looney tunes, too?

Wait, don't answer that....

:) B.