Bells were ringing at Our Favorite Starbucks this morning as the Alarm System -- designed to warn employees of a problem with the pumps in the back room -- went off incessantly. "Sorry about the noise folks," said one insider, "The alarm is supposed to signal a potential plumbing problem but we don't have the keys to turn it off." Perhaps that's what prompted one Anonymous Local -- a man I like to call "Uri" -- to avoid using the Men's Room altogether. I ran into "Uri" (pictured below) on the beach yesterday doing what he does best: Urinating into the Pacific while his two children and a fisherman frolicked nearby. Let's hope no one catches anything, fish or otherwise ...!