Tuesday, March 24, 2009

URINE TROUBLE NOW ... !


The air in Bel Air just got a bit more pungent thanks to a Mysterious Motorist who stopped his car tonight on the right, West-bound lane of Sunset Blvd., not far from the West Gate to Bel Air, and urinated copiously into the shrubbery of the rich and famous. The suspect, a Hispanic Man in his mid-fifties, was wearing a beige jacket, slacks and a baseball cap and driving a gray Honda Civic (California License #5VXA749). His rear bumper was held in place with white duct tape. He was last seen at 6:45 p.m. heading Southwest on Crescenda Street in Brentwood. He's wanted by authorities for a variety of Penal Code violations including: 288 (Lewd Conduct), 311 (Indecent Exposure) and 374 (Illegal Dumping).

8 comments:

Webster said...

We see (enough of) the illegal leaking. I wonder what he was illegally dumping! My mind goes "ewww."

Lynne said...

That falls into the category of "yuk".

garnett109 said...

I like to see the cops to try to pick up the evidence

Mark and Elayne said...

That trusty cameria of yours doesn't miss a thing :)

Beth said...

Perhaps he was making a political statement. Are you sure that wasn't the shrubbery of an AIG executive?

Bucko (a.k.a., Ken) said...

He certainly is number 1 :o)

emikk said...

Could he be a student of Urinology?

Myra said...

Obviously didn't care if anyone say him "taking care of business" in broad daylight!