Saturday, March 7, 2009

SOMETHING TO SNEEZE AT ... AT 7TH AND MONTANA!


Ladies and Gentlemen, meet "Sneezy," the Unfortunate Newcomer at 7th and Montana whose allergy attack was nearly enough to summon the National Guard. You see, when this guy sneezes, he also emits a high-pitched scream, the sort of sound you'd expect from a Damsel in Distress ... at the Bates Motel. "Yikes," said one onlooker, "That's certainly a Unique Sneeze." "Correction," I replied, "It's a Eunuch Sneeze ...!"

7 comments:

Beth said...

Does your Magic Phone have a recorder? I'd like to hear that!

Lynne said...

I second what Beth said, LOL.

Bucko (a.k.a., Ken) said...

It is California, he must be a "girly" man :o)

garnett109 said...

I put 20 years in the Guard Marty and let me tell you " Allergies are nothing to sneeze at!"

Indigo said...

Oh Good Grief, It can't be any worse than my daughter...perhaps a slight more appealing. Skye sounds like her head is going to explode. I swear I'm deaf and she's scared the bejesus out of me more than once. (Hugs)Indigo

Rose said...

I third what Beth said. LOL


Hugs, Rose

emikk said...

Did you mean eunuch or unique? ...or maybe a combination of both-eunique? Why am I writing this?