Tongues were wagging at 7th and Montana this morning on news that Joe the Plumber has a new assistant ... only this Plumber's Helper is Beautiful, Blonde and hangs out at Our Favorite Starbucks. The Woman-in-Question, pictured above, caused a commotion when she bent over to reveal a Gaping Butt Crack for all the world to see. "There you go," said Neighbor Richard as I zoomed-in for a close-up, "She'd make Joe the Plumber proud!" As for the woman, she seemed oblivious to the commotion around her. I guess she's never heard the expression, "Step on a crack, break your mother's back ...!"
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